This city needs me

I am needed to keep the streets safe from UFO`s. People have the weirdest fears. I have to take that fear and eat it. Show them that it`s nothing but a fart and that as long as I`m around there will be no alien invasion. Their afraid off me. Yeah, thats right. I`ve been to space. Been there, done that. There`s no way any of those  green girls are gonna show up in my neighbourhood. Earth is my street baby and I`m sweeping these streets for aliens. Aaaaaaaaaah!!

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