Mouthphone

What`s the point with a touchscreen if you can`t put it in your mouth? I want a candy flavoured iPhone!!!! UÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!!!!! 


I want to download candy!!!!! And soft drinks whenever I like it. Like an Soda app dispenser. And I want it now. NOW!!!! Hello?!! Apple, are you home. What makes you think I want to talk al the time. The least listen!!!!!!! Come on! Who listens?! Thats sooo analoge. Man, I don`t listen to anything. Not even myself. Or half the music I download illegal come to think of it. Which makes me less criminal. Yeah, I`m not so bad when you get to know me. I`ve never used any of the stuff I`ve stolen. Partly cause I don`t know how to use it and party because I don`t know what it is or where I put it. Man, I need attention.